Saltmine U. is waiting with bated breath to discover just how bad the layoffs and furloughs will be. The state's issuing IOUs, and the City of Los Angeles is dealing with Michael Jackson's $4 million memorial service. Because it's a great plan to host this goat rodeo when city workers are being laid off.
This particular take on Michael Jackon's death is 31 flavors of wrong, but it cracked me up: